After Cutting Ties, I Contracted a Legendary Dragon Princess—Now You Regret It? - Chapter 1:

Chapter 1: Since I’ve Transmigrated, Who’s Still Going to Be a Simp?

“My childhood friend is an A-grade rare class, a Necromancer. He can summon a Corpse Ghoul Lord and solo difficult dungeons.”

“My younger brother is even more incredible. He’s an S-grade class, a Magic Swordsman, the future Sword God of the Great Xia.”

“As for me, although I’m only B-grade, I’m a rare class, a Holy Light Priest. My healing output is astonishing. Boys both inside and outside school beg me to team up and get a heal.”

“But what about you? As my boyfriend, you failed your class change. You’re not even the lowest F-grade class!”

“What a useless piece of trash. If you don’t want to break up, then obediently sign this agreement!”

Inside a private booth at a café, Jiang Ye endured his girlfriend’s furious scolding. A wave of unfamiliar yet strangely familiar memories surged through his mind.

“I… transmigrated?!”

Rubbing his throbbing temple, he muttered in disbelief. Once he fully digested the memories, everything became clear.

This was a parallel world, Blue Star Great Xia.

A hundred years ago, the Abyss invaded. Reality merged with a game-like system. Data-based rules swept across the globe, and after reaching adulthood, everyone had the chance to become a class holder.

The original Jiang Ye’s parents had been powerful class holders. Not long ago, they had died while attempting to clear a Catastrophe-level dungeon. They left behind a standalone villa worth 10 million and a campus belle stepsister brought by his stepmother, unrelated by blood.

Starting off in a script where both parents were dead, yet he had a younger sister and a house, the original Jiang Ye should have been able to live a comfortable life even if he failed to become a class holder.

Unfortunately, fate had paired him with the so-called “Emperor Ruyan.”

The girl in front of him, with a beautiful face, graceful figure, and dressed in a pure white priest robe, was the campus belle of Jiangcheng No.1 High School, Liu Ruyan, the girlfriend the original Jiang Ye had chased for three years.

Everyone knew that a simp who simps to the end ends up with nothing.

The original Jiang Ye had been the ultimate clown among them.

From the memories, Liu Ruyan was not only obsessed with doting on her younger brother, she was also deeply attached to her childhood friend. Her favoritism toward her brother, Liu Zixiao, and her childhood friend, Ji Boduan, had reached an absurd level.

She demanded that the original Jiang Ye devote himself entirely to her, and by extension, he had to care for her brother and her childhood friend as well.

As a result, whatever he did, he had to spend triple the effort, money, and resources.

Every morning, he woke up early to prepare three luxurious breakfasts. When buying gene serums worth 100,000 that increased the chances of a successful class change, he bought three. Even Valentine’s Day gifts were no exception.

One for Liu Ruyan, one for her brother, one for her childhood friend.

None for himself.

All the allowance his class holder parents had given him was spent. His monthly living expenses of 1 million had all gone toward pleasing Liu Ruyan.

And what was the result?

Forget about the intimacy and care that should exist between lovers. Even holding hands was rejected by Liu Ruyan.

“You men are all so impatient. Holding hands should wait until after marriage. Why do I hold hands and hug my childhood friend? Isn’t that obvious? He’s my childhood friend. We grew up together. How can that be the same as you, my boyfriend?”

“Oh right, the gifts this month are much fewer. Have you changed? Don’t you love me anymore? If this continues, we’ll break up, and I’ll never talk to you again!”

“What? Your parents died? Really? Then doesn’t that mean you won’t have money to buy gifts for me, my brother, and my childhood friend anymore?”

“You’re sad and in pain? You want me to come comfort you? Are you crazy? It’s just your parents dying. Is it that serious? Just cry for a while by yourself!”

“I… I… ah… I still have to go running with my childhood friend… I’m hanging up!”

The memories stopped there. Jiang Ye’s expression turned completely cold.

“The original guy was too miserable. Parents dead, class change failed, girlfriend cheating. Is this the end of being a simp…”

Damn it.

“Hey!”

A sharp voice interrupted his thoughts.

“I’m talking to you. Are you deaf? Didn’t you hear me?”

Liu Ruyan slammed the table, veins bulging on her forehead in anger. Her patience was nearly gone.

“You trash. You failed your class change and can’t even become a class holder. Your grades are terrible too. Getting into a vocational college would be a struggle for you!”

“But me, my brother, and my childhood friend are all top-tier class holders. Our futures are limitless!”

“I’m not trying to hurt you, but there’s already a pathetic barrier between us. You’re no longer worthy of me, Liu Ruyan.”

“However, considering your previous devotion, as long as you sign this agreement, I won’t break up with you. I’ll continue being your girlfriend.”

Jiang Ye glanced at the agreement she handed over, and his brows furrowed deeper.

It was a prenuptial agreement.

The black-and-white text was dense, but the core meaning was simple.

Voluntarily transfer property ownership. After marriage, all finances managed by the wife. Mandatory sterilization beforehand.

Take out another 10 million loan. If divorced, leave with nothing.

After reading it, Jiang Ye’s anger surged.

This woman wanted to wipe him out completely.

[Ding! The Strongest Class Change System is loading…]

“This is… a system?”

A flash of surprise crossed Jiang Ye’s eyes before he suppressed it calmly.

The original Jiang Ye had failed his class change during the third-year awakening ceremony, becoming a publicly acknowledged useless simp.

A class change was almost always a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Failure meant a permanent farewell to being a class holder.

But…

“If I have a system… doesn’t that mean I can change classes a second time?!”

Jiang Ye’s heart stirred. Since he had transmigrated into a high-martial world, what would be the point of not becoming a class holder?

He took a deep breath and waited for the system to finish loading.

[System loaded successfully. Please choose one of the three starter classes.]

[Class One: Simp to the end and gain everything. Satisfy Liu Ruyan’s demands, sign the agreement without hesitation, and kneel to beg her not to break up.]

[Class Change: S-grade hidden class—Phlegm-Singing Clown!]

“Since I’ve transmigrated, who’s still going to be a simp?”

He wasn’t about to be a dog for a bad woman, nor was he going to solo Batman.

[Option Two: If she leaves, she loses love. Endure Liu Ruyan’s unreasonable behavior, turn a blind eye, and hope she changes her heart.]

[Class Change: S-grade hidden class—Armored Dragon Turtle!]

“So tell me, why is this class wearing green on its head?”

He wasn’t some green-haired turtle. He might as well not choose this class.

[Class Three: Women? Mere red-faced skeletons. Today you look down on me, tomorrow you’ll regret it! The river flows east and west. Do not bully a young man because he is poor! After awakening, break up with Liu Ruyan and cut ties completely.]

[Class Change: SSS-grade unique hidden class—Charm Tamer!]

The original Jiang Ye had been a simp for three years, only to end up cheated on and stripped clean.

If he didn’t break up with such an outrageous girlfriend now, was he waiting to become an Armored Dragon Turtle?

No time to hesitate. He chose the third option.

With a thought, the choice was made successfully.

“Liu Ruyan…”

Jiang Ye suddenly flung the agreement onto Liu Ruyan’s pretty face with a loud smack.

“Which stationery factory are you from? Your black pen ran out of ink, yet you still dare sell it at such a high price?”

She wanted the villa, wanted a loan, even demanded sterilization. This wasn’t a prenuptial agreement. It was a slave contract for a cuckold.

Did she really think he was some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?