After the Protagonist Ascended, I Set My Eyes on His Woman - Chapter 31:

Chapter 31: Took Down Guoguo

Li Wanji glanced at the dish and immediately understood what was going on, letting out a laugh. This really was the kind of petty trick only a teenage girl would pull—using food to take small revenge.

He picked it up and ate a bite.

“Tastes pretty good. Just the right amount of salt and spice. Yiyi, you’re so good to me. You know I love spicy food and even added lantern chili. Thank you.”

Chen Lanyi froze for a moment, rolled her eyes at him, and said, “No need to thank me. If you’re really grateful, then let Guoguo go home.”

“That won’t do. I haven’t kissed her enough yet.”

Li Wanji chuckled, then called out, “Don’t just sit there like statues. Come eat with me.”

“I’m not eating.” Chen Lanyi refused. It was already 10 PM. In the south that wasn’t too late, but it was still midnight snack time—and eating this late made it easy to gain weight. As a campus goddess, she took her figure very seriously.

“I’ll just have some soup,” Bai Ya said as she ladled herself a bowl and began sipping it.

“Then go dance for me in front.”

Li Wanji gave the order, then patted Guoguo’s bottom and said, “Guoguo, go down to the wine cellar and bring me two bottles of ‘82 Lafite.”

“Okay.” Guoguo stood up and left.

“What are you frozen for? Why aren’t you dancing?” Li Wanji frowned and scolded Chen Lanyi.

She gave him a resentful look, got up, and walked toward the open space at the front. With clear annoyance, she said, “Dance what? I don’t know how.”

Li Wanji said, “Didn’t you dance last time? Just shake your butt, it’s not hard. You can even do the strip dance I taught you.”

“Bai Ya, once you finish your soup, go dance too. Exercise helps digestion, especially after chicken soup. Sitting around all day causes stagnation and phlegm—it’s bad for your health.”

Bai Ya had thought she could avoid it, but now she had no excuse.

“…Okay.” She agreed and, after finishing her soup, joined Chen Lanyi.

Since both of them had danced before, it wasn’t too awkward, but being sisters-in-law doing this kind of thing together still felt extremely embarrassing.

“Mm, not bad, not bad.” Li Wanji ate while watching them dance, feeling utterly satisfied.

Soon, Guoguo came back carrying two bottles of red wine.

“Here.” She handed them over, but seeing Yiyi and Bai Ya dancing provocatively made her heart ache. At the same time, she grew worried that she might be asked to dance too.

“Guoguo, come sit with me.” Li Wanji pulled her into his arms, letting her sit on his lap and pour wine for him.

This adorable little loli—he couldn’t bear to make her dance. He liked obedient lolis, not provocative ones.

So there he was—hugging a cute loli, eating delicious food, sipping fine wine, and watching two gorgeous women dance. This blissful scene lasted two hours.

By midnight, Li Wanji finally finished eating and had the table cleared.

Chen Lanyi and Bai Ya were drenched in sweat, rushing off to shower.

“Guoguo, go take a shower too. Later, when I and Yiyi make a baby, you can watch and learn.”

“Huh?” Guoguo’s mouth dropped open in shock.

…

Three days later.

Rong Family.

“Dad, where exactly did my sister go?” Rong Zucheng, Guoguo’s older brother, hadn’t seen her in days. He’d messaged her but never got a clear answer. Now, he was seriously worried. That was his most beloved little sister, after all.

“She said she’s staying at Master Chen’s place. But she should be back by now,” said Rong Family Patriarch Rong Haitao, frowning slightly.

“I’ll give her a call.” Rong Zucheng pulled out his phone and dialed.

It connected.

“Brother, what is it?” Guoguo’s voice sounded unusually delicate, and it seemed like she was deliberately suppressing her tone.

“Guoguo, you haven’t come home in days. Mom and Dad are worried. Come back soon.”

After a moment, Guoguo replied, “Got it. I’ll be back soon. Bye.” Then she quickly hung up, as if she were busy with something.

Rong Zucheng felt something was off. He immediately called his older brother Rong Jiuxiao, who was serving in the Canglong military.

“Big Brother, can you have someone investigate our little sister?”

“Alright.”

…

An hour later, inside Li Wanji’s house.

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, on completing the main mission:
Took down Guoguo, and fiercely got revenge on Chen Fan!]
[Reward acquired: Five-Viscera Body Tempering Technique]
[Reward acquired: Spirit Stones]
[Reward acquired: Three Bottles of Spirit Water]
[Reward acquired: Full Set of Pure Maiden Arts]

In bed, Li Wanji was hugging Guoguo’s petite, soft body as the system’s voice continued to echo in his mind.

“As expected, completing acts of revenge against Chen Fan triggers rewards.” Li Wanji had figured out the pattern.

“You liar! You said you’d just kiss me, but look what you’ve done!” Guoguo sobbed.

On the first day, it really was just kisses. He hadn’t touched her that night. But on the second night, he stripped off her clothes and slept hugging her. On the third night—which had just passed—he’d gone all the way.

“Don’t cry, Guoguo. You’re just too cute, I couldn’t help myself. I really, really like you.” Li Wanji gently comforted her. Compared to Chen Lanyi, this girl was still pure. Just a bit of coaxing and he had both her body and heart.

“Scoundrel! Scoundrel! Scoundrel!” Guoguo’s little fists pounded his chest like raindrops.

“Wuwu… How am I supposed to face Brother Chen Fan now, you jerk… Brother Chen Fan, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry… I didn’t stay pure for you like I promised…”

Back on Kunlun Mountain, when Chen Fan was leaving, he told her:

“If I don’t come back within five years, you don’t need to wait for me. Go find yourself a boyfriend. Don’t waste your youth on me.”

Guoguo cried and shook her head, her twin ponytails bouncing.

“I won’t. I’ll wait for Brother Chen Fan to come back.”

“I’ll only marry Brother Chen Fan in this life.”

“I don’t want any other man!”

“My body belongs only to Brother Chen Fan. No one else is allowed to touch it!”

Back then, Chen Fan was very happy. Before leaving, he patted her head and tugged her twin ponytails.

“I love Guoguo’s twin tails the most. You’re the cutest girl I’ve ever met.”

The teleportation array lit up, signaling his ascension.

Guoguo had shouted, “I’ll always wear twin ponytails until Brother Chen Fan comes back!”

Now, Guoguo was sobbing uncontrollably.

“Wuwu…”

“What are you crying for? Stop that crying!” Li Wanji was annoyed and barked at her.

“Mmm!” Guoguo immediately stifled her sobs, not daring to cry out loud anymore. But tears still streamed down her face, pattering onto the bed. Her eyes were red and watery, her expression heartbreakingly pitiful.

“If you cry again, I’ll toss you on the street and let everyone take photos of you!”

“No!” Guoguo trembled in fear.

“Just behave and stay with me. I’m not going to treat you badly. Why cry?”

“You’re a bad man. I don’t like you,” Guoguo sobbed.

“Then who do you like?” Li Wanji asked.

“Of course, Brother Chen Fan.” Guoguo answered honestly.

“Chen Fan isn’t even on Blue Star anymore. What’s the point of liking him?”

“He’ll come back.”

“And when? By the time he does, you’ll be thirty. Do you really want to waste your youth like that?”

“So what?” Guoguo didn’t care.

“Wasting youth is foolish. You’ll regret it one day. I’m helping you now. You’d just be waiting otherwise, so why not spend those years having fun with me?”

Li Wanji shamelessly said.

“What?” Guoguo stared blankly.

Li Wanji hugged her tighter and patiently explained, “I mean, before Chen Fan returns, stay with me. Once he’s back, I’ll let you go back to him.”

“If—and I’m just saying if—he comes back in seven years, then I’ll spend seven years with you. When he returns, I’ll let you go back to him.”

“Of course, if I get bored before then, I’ll let you go earlier. It won’t affect your waiting for Chen Fan.”

After hearing all that, Guoguo stared at him in disbelief.

Was this even something a human could say?

“You… you… you…” She was so shocked and furious that she stuttered, unable to even describe how shameless he was.