I’m the Villain’s Lackey, and I Started by Forcibly Kissing the Villain’s Sister - Chapter 45:

Chapter 45: Who’s the Clown? My Brand-New Luxury Car!:

Su Chen had no idea that because of his inner thoughts, Lin Xian was facing such a tragic downfall. At this moment, he was happily walking with Leng Qingge toward the parking lot.

“Su Chen…”

“Hmm?”

“Your song was really beautiful…”

“Yeah.”

“Do you think if I sang, would Su Xiaonuan’s songs sound better or yours?”

“I think they’d all sound good, as long as you enjoy them.”

“Hmph, I feel like you must have sweet-talked a lot of girls before.”

Su Chen: Sweat-_-||.

Was this the legendary sixth sense of women?

Su Chen immediately changed the subject, “By the way, how about I sing a song that suits you?”

“Sure, sure!!”

Su Chen cleared his throat and gently sang, “Little dimples, long eyelashes, irresistibly charming beyond rescue…”

Along the way, the atmosphere between the two grew increasingly pink and sweet.

When they reached the parking lot, Leng Qingge was still immersed in the song.

“Did you write that song too?”

Su Chen shook his head decisively, “Of course not, it was a friend of mine.”

Leng Qingge snorted; she didn’t believe him at all.

Just as the two approached the Lamborghini Gallardo, they noticed a crowd surrounding it, snapping pictures.

Many passersby were exclaiming in amazement, “My god, a Lamborghini Gallardo! This car is worth at least 3 to 4 million yuan, whose rich guy parked it here?”

“Awesome! This is the Lamborghini Gallardo with torque optimization across the entire rev range thanks to variable intake manifolds and continuous Variable Valve Timing (VVT). With 510 N·m of maximum torque at 4500 rpm, 80% of it available as low as 1500 rpm, and max horsepower peaking at 7800 rpm.”

“The transmission system features permanent all-wheel drive based on Lamborghini’s proven viscous traction system. Under normal conditions, the torque distribution is 30% front, 70% rear, self-adjusting without electronic intervention. During high-traction acceleration, it leans even more to the rear, up to 80%. When rear traction decreases, torque immediately shifts to the front.”

“The high horsepower and torque give the Gallardo outstanding acceleration and stability, maintaining excellent control even at 309 kilometers per hour—it’s just too fierce!!”

Not far away, Su Chen listened, dumbfounded.

[Came, came… Seriously, even random passersby know about luxury cars?]

[But I’m not Ye Xuan, why do they recognize it too?]

[Not important… what’s important is…]

While girls were snapping pictures of his Lamborghini Gallardo, a male streamer in a cheap 100-yuan suit was holding his phone with a bright smile, “Brothers, check it out, our Lamborghini Gallardo! Looks good, right? Big bull!”

Countless comments flooded in:

“Damn, Brother Wei, you’re insane! You actually got a Lamborghini!”

“Look at those girls drooling all over the place.”

“I have to admit! Brother Wei, I’m impressed this time!”

“I thought the streamer was bragging, but he’s really a boss! Sorry, I apologize!”

“Sorry, sorry!!”

Many viewers were apologizing because this Brother Wei often bragged about having luxury cars, but no one believed him.

He ate cheap fast food, played online games just to get welfare rewards, and couldn’t even afford a skin in King of Glory. How could he possibly own a Lamborghini? Impossible!

But today, everyone’s faces were slapped.

It wasn’t just any car—it was a Lamborghini Gallardo worth 3 to 4 million yuan!

Too savage, this wave.

“Ai ya, don’t envy me, just work hard and you’ll afford one someday,” Brother Wei said with a beaming smile. “It’s just over 3 million yuan, bought it through a friend for a discount. Just got it today, didn’t expect to attract so much attention.”

“Ladies, want a ride?”

Instantly, countless gold-diggers swarmed up.

“Wow! Big brother, you’re so rich! Can you take me for a spin?”

“Umm… Big brother, take me for a ride, please~”

“Me too… Big brother, I can sit in the passenger seat, and I have… special skills, people say my tongue is really flexible~”

Brother Wei, after showing off, was ecstatic!

He hadn’t expected to come across a luxury car, pretend it was his, go live, and experience such euphoria.

Plus, he lured a crowd of gold-diggers—life was too good!

This was the life of the rich!

Brother Wei’s grin stretched wide—he was in pure bliss!

Continuing to show off, he said, “Hehe, wait a bit, one at a time. Who was the first to ask for a ride?”

“Me, me!!”

“Big brother, I asked first!”

“I have special skills! Also, there are discounts at hotels if we go now!”

Brother Wei kept showing off while the gold-diggers desperately fawned over him.

From afar, Su Chen and Leng Qingge watched in speechless amusement.

“Σ(˙?˙)!?”

Leng Qingge didn’t even know what to say.

As Su Chen and Leng Qingge approached, more bullet comments floated up:

“Damn! These two are so good-looking, are they celebrities?”

“Perfect match! I’ve never seen people this good-looking.”

“Haha, good looks are useless. Look at how they’re coming over—they’re just here to snap photos with the luxury car!”

“Yeah, these days money beats looks. Brother Wei, let them take a picture.”

Brother Wei sneered when he saw these comments. Handsome? So what?

Once they came closer, he wouldn’t even let them take pictures!

As Su Chen and Leng Qingge got nearer, Brother Wei loudly said, “By the way, only pretty girls can take photos with my luxury car! No guys allowed, got it?”

He threw a suggestive wink at Leng Qingge, smiling lewdly, “Beauty, want a ride?”

Su Chen gave Brother Wei a puzzled glance, then calmly pulled out his car keys.

Holding the button, the scissor doors of the Lamborghini Gallardo lifted open.

With the powerful roar of the Lamborghini’s engine, the two got in and drove away, leaving behind the stunned crowd.

Leng Qingge was laughing so hard she nearly collapsed into the passenger seat.

Today was just too hilarious.

They left behind a crowd of people staring at each other in confusion.

First to be dumbfounded were the gold-diggers, “Eh… Brother Wei, why did he have the car key?”

“Yeah, Brother Wei, what’s going on?”

These foolish girls hadn’t realized immediately.

When they finally understood:

“???”

“So it’s not your car after all!”

“Damn! You faker!”

In an instant, the gold-diggers turned rabid, launching themselves at Brother Wei like mad dogs.

They clawed at his clothes, hair, and pummeled him with their handbags.

All of it was captured by passersby and uploaded online.

Soon, the whole internet was laughing at Brother Wei and his gold-digger harem.

Meanwhile, bullet comments exploded:

“Pfft… hahahahaha!!”

“Damn, pretending a stranger’s car was yours? Only Brother Wei could pull that off.”

“I’m dying from laughter!”

“I thought he was here to take a photo. Turns out he’s the real rich guy, with a goddess-like girlfriend!”

“Brother Wei: the clown is me!”

“And he wouldn’t even let people take pictures, hahahaha, turns out the car wasn’t even his!! hhhhhhh!!!”