I’m the Villain’s Lackey, and I Started by Forcibly Kissing the Villain’s Sister - Chapter 47:

Chapter 47: This Time, It’s the Loser’s Turn to Eat Dust:

A wave of extreme, cringeworthy wireless web novel flavor was laid bare in front of everyone.

“Anyone who hurts my woman must die! Must die!!”

Ye Xuan charged forward, throwing wild punches like a turtle flailing.

Anyone who didn’t know better would think he was just randomly swinging.

His punches were like a child’s, yet they managed to force the gangsters to stagger backward.

Meanwhile, beer bottles kept smashing over his head!

For some unknown reason, the gangsters seemed obsessed with smashing each other’s heads, even when their crotches were already grabbed—they would still sacrifice a final blow to the head!

Yes, Ye Xuan, desperate to win, even resorted to these “not very honorable” tactics.

One ball…

Two balls…

“Crush!!” Ye Xuan squeezed hard, and the turtle-like gangster’s aura collapsed, making everyone watching feel their scalps tingle. Yet another beer bottle smashed onto his head from behind.

After an exhausting, bitter fight that lasted nearly four or five minutes, Ye Xuan finally finished them off, panting heavily. Blood streamed from his head, his red underwear peeked out, and his scalp looked like it was spurting blood. This entire scene was secretly filmed by a “certain unknown lackey.”

[Holy crap, no one can match the protagonist now. Normally, his combat strength shouldn’t be this weak.]

[But to bleed in front of his woman, the strength of these gangsters was set absurdly high—they’re professional head-bashers.]

[Thus achieving this kind of artistic effect.]

After Ye Xuan fought so hard… like a soldier returning home after a war, he should’ve been comforted, cared for, and loved. But Qin Yuwei didn’t show a shred of emotion—none at all. She even wore an expression of slight disdain. Having heard his inner thoughts, she found this kind of plot totally uninteresting.

Ye Xuan looked at her with eager, longing eyes… Like a dog begging, as if saying, “Come on… at least show me some concern. I fought so hard to save you, and you have no reaction at all?”

…

“Boss, check please.”

“35 yuan.”

“OK, scanned.” Qin Yuwei put away her phone, didn’t even thank Ye Xuan, went straight to the boss, paid the bill, and left.

“???”

Hiding in a corner, Su Chen, who had been spectating, was completely stunned!

[What the hell… In this situation, shouldn’t she be throwing herself at him??]

[???]

[What the heck is going on?!]

Su Chen looked at Ye Xuan, who was bleeding all over and waiting for praise, and felt numb! What a tragic protagonist—bleeding everywhere, fighting the gangsters heroically… yet the “beauty” didn’t even spare him a glance? What is this? Hero saves beauty but gets no reward? This is too miserable!

Su Chen shook his head and decided to call the police—no thanks!

Damn it, like gathering crowds to fight, huh?

Soon, sirens blared, and a group of investigators got out of their cars. Leading the group was police beauty Bing Feng, captain of the Investigation Bureau—a goddess of the mature and cool type, sharp-eyed, full of heroic spirit, and also one of the female leads.

[Holy crap… that face value is insane. This seems to be police beauty Bing Feng?]

[If you say she’s not a female lead, I won’t believe it. Didn’t expect Ye Xuan to fail in winning Qin Yuwei’s favor but instead meet this mature goddess Bing Feng early. Tsk tsk, this plot is unbelievable!]

[You have to know, although Bing Feng looks cool and heroic, in private she’s Ye Xuan’s simp, into things like spanking… ew, she really plays dirty!!]

Bing Feng, having heard the inner thoughts, her alluring eyes filled with anger, strode forward and punched Ye Xuan hard in the stomach.

“Pu!” Ye Xuan bent over from the punch, nearly spitting blood, staring at her in disbelief!

What the hell is this, attacking me without a word? Mommy, this woman is unreasonable!

“Captain Bing Feng!” The investigators behind her quickly followed.

“Gathering for a fight—arrest them all!” Bing Feng’s tone was sharp and commanding, brooking no argument.

Immediately, the investigators moved in to round up the gangsters lying on the ground. Of course, Ye Xuan was included.

But how could Ye Xuan be willing to get caught? He immediately turned around and tried to escape. However, Bing Feng spotted him at once and, with her quick reaction and speed, kicked him over. Then she ruthlessly aimed a kick at his crotch!!

“Bang!!” It sounded like something shattered.

All the men present instinctively covered their crotches, feeling a sudden, inexplicable fear.

Ye Xuan’s pupils widened, and he screamed, “Ah… ahhh!!” Rolling on the ground in agony, he seemed to finally understand the pain he had just inflicted on those gangsters.

He loved squeezing balls, but now his own balls got destroyed…

Screaming in pain, he passed out.

[(?°?°?)!! Holy crap, I’m dumbfounded!]

[Are all the female leads this fierce?!]

[What’s going on here?!]

“Cuff him.” Bing Feng’s tone was still icy and commanding. After she spoke, her subordinates pulled out handcuffs and cuffed Ye Xuan, dragging him to the car.

While dragging, they chatted, “My god… what’s up with the captain today? Does she have a grudge against this guy?”

“No idea… hey, keep it down. If she hears you, you’ll get a ‘reward’ when we get back…”

Thinking of the “reward,” the team members showed bitter smiles. Damn it, running fifty laps around the field would definitely kill them.

Still… today’s Captain Bing Feng was unusually furious—this was the first time they had seen her like this.

The teammates were bewildered as they dragged the unconscious Ye Xuan onto the car.

At this moment, Bing Feng turned her head and looked in a certain direction…

The “certain unknown lackey” instantly shrank back…

Seemed like he had been spotted?

Su Chen thought, but he had already sent the video to Bai Zihang.

Filmed from start to finish—after all, Qin Yuwei was Bai Zihang’s fiancée. As a loyal lackey, it was his duty to send the video.

…

Meanwhile, in the Bai family, after Bai Zihang finished watching the entire video and saw Ye Xuan beaten to a pulp, he burst out laughing!!

Qin Yuwei was completely ignored.

All his attention was on the guy getting bashed, head after head!

Because this guy was the same thug who had beaten him up at the Antique Street that day!

He had hated Ye Xuan for a long time!

Finally, he got beaten up today!

“Could it be that Brother Chen helped me design this and got my revenge?” Bai Zihang’s voice pitched sharply, filled with surprise.

Holy crap, this must be a huge “gift!”

Without hesitation, he transferred 20,000,000 yuan directly to Su Chen’s account!

…

(^▽^)

Hearing the transfer notification, Su Chen was also extremely happy!

Damn, where else could you earn 20,000,000 yuan for a single video?

Thus.

“Thank you, Boss!!” “Thanks for the reward, Boss!!!”

While Su Chen was overjoyed, Ye Xuan was dragged into the station for fighting and brawling…