Please, Expel Me! I Need to Activate My Villain System! - Chapter 1:
Chapter 1: I Am Beyond Redemption!
“Qin Fan! You disgusting pervert, you peeked at me bathing again and even stole my underwear! If you don’t give me an explanation today, I’ll report this to Master! He’ll cripple your cultivation and expel you from the sect!”
In the rear mountains of Jade Spring Peak, Falling Cloud Sect—
Slap!
A loud and crisp slap landed on the face of a handsome young man who looked completely innocent.
Standing before him was a stunningly beautiful woman, cold and ethereal in demeanor, her starry eyes filled with frost. She pointed her sword angrily at him, while in her other hand, she held a purple undergarment.
Qin Fan was dazed.
He had just transmigrated, and the moment he arrived, he was thrown into this situation. Who could possibly handle that?
The celestial beauty before him was none other than his Second Senior Sister, Xia Qingyue.
And the worst part? The undergarment was actually found on him!
“Damn it?! Starting in hell mode already? Caught red-handed? Now everyone thinks I’m some sex-crazed thief!”
His mind buzzed as a flood of unfamiliar memories poured in.
He, Qin Fan, was a notorious scoundrel of the Falling Cloud Sect. Backed by some background, he grew up in the sect but had trash talent and a vile personality. His daily routine consisted of harassing beautiful senior and junior sisters, teasing the aunt, and constantly creating trouble to give the protagonist Ye Chen opportunities to shine. Always showing off, always being slapped in the face by Ye Chen, who would become more dazzling each time.
He was the ultimate stepping stone.
Not only that, even Master used him as free labor and a resource ATM. The aunt and senior sisters saw him as a pest, calling him over as they pleased, tossing him aside just as easily. He was a professional scapegoat.
In short, he was a living, breathing cannon-fodder villain.
“Damn it, I’m done for! According to the plot, someone like me caught peeking while my Senior Sister was bathing and stealing her underwear… that’s a capital offense! Best case, I’m crippled and expelled. Worst case, executed on the spot! There’s no way I survive this!”
Qin Fan screamed internally. “I just transmigrated and I’m already going to die? What kind of cruel joke is this?!”
Just then, a system notification echoed in his mind:
[Ding! ‘Strongest Villain System’ binding in progress…10%…50%…99%…]
So, I really am a villain?
Who wants to be the protagonist anymore these days?
Qin Fan was thrilled. “I knew it, dear System bro, you’re never late!”
[Ding! Binding failed!]
“What the hell?!”
“System bro can’t handle the local climate? You screwing with me?”
He was completely stunned.
[Warning: Conflict detected between this system and the ‘Strongest Heart-Voice System’ already bound to the Child of Destiny, Ye Chen.]
[Unable to activate for now. Host must leave the sect as soon as possible.]
[Tip: Being officially expelled from the sect counts as a valid condition.]
[Once expelled, the system will fully activate and unlock the Super Villain Gift Pack.]
[Contains: Chaos Spirit Root (unseen for all eternity, cultivation speed skyrocket), Heaven-Penetrating Demonic Artifact, Supreme Demonic Scripture ‘Nine Nether Heaven-Devouring Art,’ peak Nascent Soul cultivation (ascend in one step, dominate the masses) — all to help host begin the path of an invincible villain!]
Qin Fan’s eyes widened. “Wait, the activation condition… is expulsion?!”
He had the system, but couldn’t use it yet?
Just stand here and drool at it?
But thinking about his current situation, he suddenly laughed.
His once hopeless expression lit up.
“Heaven is really helping me! Isn’t this perfect?”
His predecessor lived miserably in this sect, worse than a dog, constantly on the brink of being stomped to death by the protagonist.
But he, Qin Fan, was destined to become the strongest villain. How could he remain stuck in this garbage sect acting as Ye Chen’s stepping stone?
“Screw that, I’m done playing! Hurry up and kick me out already!”
With that, Qin Fan covered his burning cheek. Not only did he feel no shame, he straightened his back and arrogantly said, “Hehehe! Xia Qingyue! That’s right! I did peek at your bath! And yes, I did steal your undergarment! So what?”
He deliberately eyed Xia Qingyue’s voluptuous figure from head to toe with a perverted gaze.
“Tsk tsk, Second Senior Sister’s figure just keeps getting hotter! This purple undergarment… full of charm. Fragrant! Absolutely fragrant!”
“You shameless scum!” Xia Qingyue trembled with rage, her chest heaving violently. Her pretty face flushed red as the spiritual energy in her sword surged.
“Today, I will kill you, you filthy pervert!”
Just as she spoke, another furious voice rang out from afar.
“Qin Fan! You’ve truly shamed us all on Jade Spring Peak!”
“You peeped on me bathing before, and now even Second Senior Sister isn’t safe. You’re a complete degenerate!”
A charming young woman in a pale yellow dress appeared and slapped straight at Qin Fan!
But this time, unlike his old self who endured everything silently, Qin Fan’s gaze sharpened. As he recalled the countless times he was beaten and scolded, he decisively caught Fifth Senior Sister Su Meier’s fair wrist mid-air.
His face was calm for the first time ever.
“I love peeking. So what?”
Qin Fan spoke lazily, “Fifth Senior Sister is alluring, Second Senior Sister is elegant and curvy. You each have your charm. I like watching both.”
For a moment, Xia Qingyue was rendered speechless by his blatant shamelessness.
Her heart was filled with doubt. Did this Junior Brother take the wrong medicine today?
Wasn’t he the type to cry and beg for forgiveness every time he made a mistake?
Now he actually dared to resist?
The drastic change infuriated her even more.
“Qin Fan! You disgusting pervert! I used to think you were just naughty and even spoke up for you before Master and Aunt! I can’t believe how shameless you really are! Get lost! Leave Jade Spring Peak immediately! Leave Falling Cloud Sect!”
“Hahahaha!”
Qin Fan burst out laughing, overjoyed inside.
“Yes! That’s it! Get angrier! My lovely Senior Sister, scold me harder!”
“Master! Come out already! The evidence is clear! Caught red-handed! This time, it’s locked in! I’m definitely getting expelled!”
Everything was falling into place.
My dear villain system, I’m about to activate you!
Ye Chen, your good days are over!
He could already see his glorious future — stepping on the Child of Destiny, arms wrapped around beauties.
Falling Cloud Sect?
What a joke!
“You’re all right!”
Qin Fan flung Su Meier’s hand away and wore a crazed grin, though his heart raced with excitement.
“I’ve seen all of you bathing! Second Senior Sister loves splashing around. Fifth Senior Sister prefers bathing among plum blossoms. Tsk tsk, what a sight! I still have several of your undergarments under my pillow! I am a perverted sex fiend! And this pathetic sect? I’m sick of it! Even if you don’t kick me out, I’m leaving!”
These words made Xia Qingyue tremble with rage while Su Meier’s face turned deathly pale, wishing she could rip him to shreds.
“Unfilial disciple! Shut your mouth!”
Suddenly, a thunderous roar echoed from the sky like divine wrath.
A middle-aged man with a stern face, wearing a blue Daoist robe and a curled mustache, stepped through the air.
He was none other than the master of Jade Spring Peak — Qin Fan’s master, Immortal Yuquan.
“You disgraceful fool! How dare you commit such vile acts? You even peeped on your own Senior Sisters?!”
His mustache twitched with fury.
Seeing his master, Qin Fan wasn’t afraid at all. Instead, he stood up straighter with spirit.
Aren’t I the so-called unfilial scoundrel?
Fine! Let me show you what a real unfilial disciple looks like!
If I don’t get you mad enough to expel me on the spot, I’m not even worthy of my name!
“Master!” Qin Fan stepped forward and grinned provocatively. “I admit it! I am beyond redemption! I’m unforgivable! What are you waiting for? Use the Peak Master Token! Announce it to the whole sect! Expel me, this disgraceful disciple, now!”
But then a flash of ruthlessness glinted in his eyes.
“No, that old fox loves to bluff! Just peeping and stealing underwear might not be enough! He’s still holding back! Every time I mess up, he pulls that same constipated face!”
“I need to go big!”
“What if… I grope her in public?”
“With such solid proof, even gods can’t save me! Hehe, I really am a genius!”
Determined to get expelled fast, Qin Fan, under the stunned gazes of everyone, suddenly reached out and gave Su Meier’s plump rear a hard squeeze!
It felt soft, warm, and springy to the touch.
“Ah!!!”
Su Meier screamed, caught completely off guard. She was filled with shame and rage, her eyes sharp like blades, speechless from the shock.
Qin Fan pulled back his hand and wore an exaggerated look of delight. “Tsk tsk! Fifth Senior Sister’s body fragrance… absolutely unforgettable!”
The whole place fell silent.
No one expected Qin Fan to be so brazen!
Groping her in public, right in front of Master?
This wasn’t petty theft anymore.
This was blatant sexual assault.
In any sect, such behavior would warrant immediate expulsion and having one’s cultivation crippled forever!
Even Xia Qingyue was stunned.
Immortal Yuquan’s spiritual energy went into chaos from rage, his finger trembling as he pointed at Qin Fan.
“You… you dare…!”
He was completely broken.
“You think I won’t? Fine! Fine! Fine!”
He shouted “Fine!” three times, flames of fury burning in his eyes.
“Qin Fan, you wicked disciple! Vile and unrepentant! Today you have defiled your sect mates and insulted your elders!”
“Your behavior is outrageous and unforgivable!”
Qin Fan’s heart pounded with anticipation.
Yes, yes, yes!
Here it comes!
Expel me! Now!
Immortal Yuquan took a deep breath, summoning all his strength as his voice rang across Jade Spring Peak:
“I, Immortal Yuquan, as the Peak Master of Jade Spring Peak, hereby declare…”
Qin Fan held his breath, heart pounding in his chest.
System bro! Get ready to fly with me!!!
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