Please, Expel Me! I Need to Activate My Villain System! - Chapter 3:

Chapter 3: Immortal Yuquan, Xia Qingyue! How Dare You Ruin My Grand Plan!

Qin Fan was completely petrified.

His face didn’t show despair—it was written with utter confusion!

Was it the world that had gone insane, or had he lost his mind?

Immortal Yuquan, Xia Qingyue, Su Meier, and Lin Xiaolu all exchanged glances in silence, their eyes saying:

“Did he… did he suffer too big a shock and his Dao heart shattered?”

“Definitely! No matter how much of a bastard he was before, at most he’d just kneel and beg for mercy. When has he ever begged to be expelled from the sect?”

“Sigh, poor guy. He must’ve been holding back grievances for too long, and now he’s been wronged again today… he must have suffered a breakdown from the anger.”

…

Hearing these words, Qin Fan’s heart exploded with fury.

Grievances?

What I’m truly frustrated about is not being able to activate the system!

You bunch of stumbling blocks standing in the way of my journey to the stars and sea!

Immortal Yuquan cleared his throat, trying to disperse the crowd, “Ahem! Why are you all standing around here? Don’t you need to cultivate? Do you want the disciples on Heavenly Sword Peak to laugh at Jade Spring Peak?”

He thought to himself, “Hurry up and leave! If this continues and that brat really loses his mind, what if the Sect Master comes down on me with punishment?”

Xia Qingyue and Su Meier snapped out of their daze. Lin Xiaolu blinked her big eyes, looking from one person to another.

None of them could understand the despair raging inside Qin Fan.

Xia Qingyue looked at Qin Fan’s dazed, broken expression.

A wave of guilt swelled in her chest.

She took a step forward, her voice unusually soft, even carrying a coaxing tone like speaking to a child, “Junior Brother Fan… it was Senior Sister who misunderstood you. Don’t scare me like this, alright?”

She took out a lustrous, glowing pill filled with alluring spiritual energy.

“Look, Master really dotes on you. He couldn’t bear to punish you harshly! Everyone… well, we all care about you. Take this Spirit-Gathering Pill and consume it. It’ll definitely help you break through to the 7th stage Qi Refining Realm! If it’s not enough, just ask me for more!”

Hearing this, Qin Fan almost spat blood.

Dote on your damn uncle!

Who wants your concern?

Xia Qingyue, wake up!

What I want is to be expelled from the sect!

Not some damn Spirit-Gathering Pill!

If I take this, how am I supposed to remain a useless good-for-nothing?!

He abruptly looked up, eyes filled with grief and determination, his voice sorrowful and resolute, “No! Second Senior Sister! I, Qin Fan, am guilty beyond redemption! To have defiled Senior Sister… it’s a crime that even the heavens and men condemn! Only by expelling me from the sect, setting a stern example, can the fury of the crowd be appeased and Jade Spring Peak’s reputation be preserved!”

Hearing those words, Xia Qingyue was shaken to the core, her eyes slightly reddened.

So Junior Brother Qin Fan knew he was wrong after all.

As the saying goes, a prodigal who turns back is more precious than gold!

He… he’s truly repenting and trying to make amends.

Heaven! He actually has such awareness!

I’ve misjudged him all along!

He used to be rebellious only because we didn’t care enough… he must’ve felt neglected and chose to self-destruct!

How could I have wrongly accused him of stealing my undergarment?!

I’ve been so cruel!

In an instant, guilt filled Xia Qingyue to the brim.

Her tone grew even gentler, “Junior Brother Fan! I truly was wrong. It was Senior Sister who overlooked you.”

“Don’t worry! From now on, I’ll take care of you. I won’t let you suffer even the slightest grievance!”

Upon hearing this, Qin Fan felt chills run down his spine.

Take care of me?!

Don’t come near me!

I just want to be peacefully expelled from the sect!

Panicked, he began jumping in place, shouting, “Who the hell wants your care?! Xia Qingyue, stop pretending! If you have the guts, expel me from the sect! With my useless Qi Refining stage abilities, keeping me on Jade Spring Peak only embarrasses you geniuses at Foundation Establishment Realm! I’m dragging down the average cultivation level!”

Xia Qingyue’s heart ached even more.

In her mind, she conjured up a scene of Qin Fan silently enduring years of inferiority, working diligently without complaint.

Those dirty, tiring, poorly paid, time-consuming sect chores…

Wasn’t it always him who quietly accepted them all?

Waking up early and staying up late, doing the work of several people, and still turning in all the rewards to the peak?

She had never paid attention to such details before, but thinking about them now felt like being struck by lightning!

Su Meier, who stood by watching, was dumbfounded.

Did Xia Qingyue take the wrong medicine?

What kind of spell did that trash cast on her?

The guy who groped my butt… and you’re just going to let that go?!

That Spirit-Gathering Pill—I begged for ages and she wouldn’t give it to me!

Now she’s giving it to that trash? Isn’t that a waste?!

At that moment, Xia Qingyue took a deep breath, her gaze firm, as if she’d found a new purpose in life.

“Junior Brother Fan! I won’t allow you to call yourself trash ever again!”

She stepped forward without giving him a chance to refuse and stuffed the precious Spirit-Gathering Pill into his hand, her tone resolute, “I’ve seen everything you’ve done! From now on, with me around, no one dares to badmouth you again! Cultivation resources? I’ll give them to you! Tasks? I’ll accompany you! Come with me to the cave residence—I’ll personally guide you in cultivation! If anyone dares bully you, they’ll face my sword first!”

Qin Fan slapped his forehead.

Help!

This woman has lost her mind!

He looked at the hot pill in his hand, then at Xia Qingyue’s motherly, loving expression, and at Immortal Yuquan’s gratified, approving eyes.

A sense of utter despair surged through him.

He screamed inwardly, AHHHHH!!!

System!!!

System bro!!!

Did you see this?!

They’re not following the script!!!

All I want is to be expelled from the sect!

Why are they trying to show me the warmth of a family?!

These people are terrifying!

My Chaos Spirit Root!

My Heaven-Penetrating Demonic Artifact!

My Peak Nascent Soul Realm cultivation!

It’s all ruined!!!

Immortal Yuquan! Xia Qingyue! How dare you ruin my grand plan!!!

Furious, Qin Fan gritted his teeth, a sinister fire blazing up to his skull.

Alright!

Seems I haven’t acted recklessly enough yet!

Just wait!

If I don’t cause a hole in the sky above Jade Spring Peak, I’ll write my name backward!

Xia Qingyue looked at him with overflowing gentleness, maternal love in her eyes, “Junior Brother Fan, don’t throw a tantrum. Look, I’ve arranged a wonderful place for you!”

She pointed her fair hand at a misty spot halfway up the mountain.

“That cave residence next to Senior Brother Ye Chen’s—it has a hundred times the spiritual energy of the firewood shed! From now on, that’s your cultivation place! I’ve made the decision for you!”

Upon hearing that, Immortal Yuquan’s lips twitched.

That cave residence was originally prepared for Qin Fan, but fearing it would disturb Ye Chen’s cultivation, they didn’t let him move in.

But now, thinking it over, Ye Chen was stabilizing his late Foundation Establishment Realm and would soon exit seclusion.

Letting that trash stay there for a few days wouldn’t hurt. Better than him losing his mind.

Spiritual energy? Hmph!

With his five-element spiritual root trash aptitude, how could he possibly compete with my beloved disciple Ye Chen, a genius with a heavenly spiritual root?

Upon hearing Xia Qingyue had arranged a new cave residence for him, Qin Fan felt his head buzzing.

He completely exploded, pointed at Xia Qingyue’s nose and cursed, “Xia Qingyue! Are you deaf?! I just want to leave this sect! I want to pack up and get out—not stay in some stupid cave!”

He suddenly turned to Immortal Yuquan, shouting, “And you! Old bastard Yuquan! Drop the act! Hurry! Expel me from the sect!”

To the side, Su Meier’s chest heaved violently, her face twisted in rage, “Qin Fan, you arrogant bastard! You dare speak to your elders like this?!”

“Shut up!” Qin Fan snapped, his gaze fierce.

“Whoever wants that damn cave can live in it! Let me tell you all—if you don’t expel me from the sect today, tomorrow I’ll blow up the alchemy room, and the day after that I’ll burn the scripture pavilion! I’ll make sure Jade Spring Peak is in complete chaos!”