Villain Marrying The Heroine Is Perfectly Plausible, Right? - Chapter 75:

Chapter 75: Isn’t That a Pinch?:

Unexpectedly, Chen Lang was led straight into Bai Luobing’s private quarters. Even more surprising was the stark contrast between her pristine courtyard and her chaotic bedroom. It was like two completely different worlds.

Scattered earrings and necklaces covered the dresser, while dresses, business suits, and short skirts were piled haphazardly across the room. Black and white stockings were draped over chairs, and even bras and underwear were mixed in among the mess.

Chen Lang took one look at the disaster zone and couldn’t help but scoff. “This is way too messy! You’re a woman, yet your bedroom is even worse than mine!”

Bai Luobing shrugged. “What can I do?” she said lazily. “I run a clothing company. I have to bring home new products from the office to try them on.”

Hearing that, Chen Lang clicked his tongue and shook his head.

Still, under his direction, the two began tidying up. “Put the coats on the bed first, place the socks over here, and pile the rest on the sofa for now.”

Following Bai Luobing’s lead, Chen Lang slowly worked through the mess. Midway through, he reminded her, “You can’t go back on your word about the shopping mall.”

Bai Luobing glanced at him and chuckled. “Relax, I always keep my promises.”

As she turned, she suddenly noticed Chen Lang neatly folding a certain undergarment. A faint blush crept onto her face, and she immediately warned him, “Behave yourself! No sniffing, no stealing!”

“Don’t worry, I’m not that perverted!”

But just then, Chen Lang suddenly burst into laughter. He picked up a certain piece of clothing, held it out with both hands, and doubled over laughing.

It was a pair of pure white underwear… with a Crayon Shin-chan print right on the back.

And not just any Shin-chan—one with a mischievous, exaggerated expression.

The image of Bai Luobing actually wearing this was so absurd that Chen Lang couldn’t stop laughing. The mighty, black-hearted goddess, wearing this?

“Whoever designed this is a genius!” he gasped between laughs.

Click!

A sudden flash went off.

Chen Lang’s laughter froze. He turned in slow motion, only to see Bai Luobing holding up her phone, a wicked smile playing on her lips.

“You… You actually took a photo?!”

On the screen, Chen Lang was grinning like an idiot while holding the underwear in his hands. The scene was simply too indecent.

Bai Luobing wrinkled her nose in mock disgust. “Tsk, tsk~ You look just like a pervert!”

She waved the phone in front of him and smirked. “Now I have two pictures in my collection!”

A row of ellipses flashed across Chen Lang’s mind.

Damn, that’s dirty!

And she didn’t even use flash!

Bai Luobing was indeed cunning. She had actually managed to leave blackmail material on him. And unlike Cheng Jinjin’s photo, this one showed his face!

Chen Lang glanced at the bedroom door.

Maybe… maybe he should just lock the door, tackle this woman, and destroy the evidence right here and now.

But in the end, he decided against it.

Instead, he sighed and obediently helped Bai Luobing clean for over two hours.

Finally, the room was spotless. The once chaotic space was now clean and neatly arranged.

Bai Luobing clapped her hands together. “All done!”

She then patted Chen Lang’s shoulder approvingly. “Not bad.”

At the entrance of Bai Luobing’s courtyard, she personally saw Chen Lang off. “You did well. I’m very satisfied. As promised, the Bai family will withdraw from the bidding. That shopping mall now belongs to Xiao Mingyue.”

Chen Lang rubbed his hands together and warned, “Just make sure your finger doesn’t accidentally hit ‘send’ on that last photo. You know, I am kind of a public figure…”

Bai Luobing’s eyes gleamed with mischief. “That depends on my mood.”

Before he left, she added one last thing. “Xiao Mingyue doesn’t deserve you. If you ever want a divorce, I can help you make it happen.”

As he walked out of Bai Manor, Chen Lang shook his head with a small smile.

Truthfully, when Bai Luobing kissed him in the courtyard, he could have dodged it.

But as a true man, why would he?

Instead, he had stepped forward to meet her lips head-on.

The main reason? She looked especially beautiful today.

What, you think this wasn’t part of the original story?

Please. With how badly the plot had already gone off the rails, would he ever have gotten a chance to kiss her in the novel?

It didn’t matter anymore.

Chen Lang had long since figured it out—as a villain, there was no need to be so reserved!

Lie down and enjoy the ride.

Without the system constantly monitoring him, he felt like he had changed.

Gone was the rigid villain who followed the script and stuck to details.

Now, there was only the seasoned, adaptable villain, Chen Lang.

At this point, things were just about perfect.

And speaking of which…

Would the protagonist show up in this plot?

In the original novel, both he and the protagonist had visited the Bai family one after another.

Just as he was about to leave the manor, Chen Lang passed by a side hall.

Through the open door, he suddenly caught sight of Ye Chen.

The protagonist was sitting in the main hall, waiting like a guest about to meet the master of the house.

Chen Lang’s eyes lit up.

There it is! The protagonist is here!

For once, the plot was actually on track!

Without hesitation, Chen Lang strode out of Bai Manor, hopped into his sports car, and sped away.

Meanwhile, in the courtyard, Bai Luobing scrolled through her phone, staring at the picture of her kissing Chen Lang.

A thoughtful look crossed her face.

Just now, when they parted, Chen Lang only asked that the Crayon Shin-chan photo not be leaked. He never mentioned the other one at all. This meant that, subconsciously, he wasn’t worried about Xiao Mingyue seeing the picture of him being kissed by Bai Luobing.

As long as Chen Lang didn’t resist a divorce, things would be much easier!

Bai Luobing felt that the best way to use this photo would be in a public setting, where it would have the most impact.

Even better, if Xiao Mingyue was present when it was revealed, the effect would be maximized.

Just as she was planning how to execute this, the butler arrived with a report.

“Miss, a man named Ye Chen has arrived. He claims he was entrusted by the elders to come here for a blind date with you…”

The butler sounded doubtful even as he spoke. With Bai Luobing’s status and importance within the Bai family, there was no way they would let just anyone come for a blind date with her. If she wanted to be with someone, it would be entirely her choice!

Bai Luobing remained expressionless as she listened, nodding indifferently. “I see. Let him wait. Tell him I’ll be there soon.”

The butler withdrew.

Her face turned cold. She had heard about this matter from her elders earlier, but she never expected Ye Chen to actually have the audacity to show up in person.

Let him wait.

Right now, she was exhausted from dealing with Chen Lang—both from the argument and cleaning up her room. She needed a break.

Returning to her bedroom, she thought for a moment, then took out the photo of Chen Lang holding her underwear with the Crayon Shin-chan print.

Looking at the ridiculous, exaggerated expression on the cartoon character’s face, she couldn’t help but laugh.

It really was a hilarious design.

How did I never notice this before?

Whatever. She decided to save the picture separately—a special keepsake, as evidence of today’s events.

At Mingyue Company’s president’s office, Xiao Mingyue was busy working when she suddenly heard Chen Lang’s voice from outside the door.

“Mingyue! It’s done!”

Before she could react, Chen Lang stormed in with a proud grin.

“When your husband handles things, everything gets solved easily!”

Xiao Mingyue blinked in confusion. “What’s done?”

“That shopping mall land you wanted!”

Only then did she realize what he was talking about. “Wait… are you saying the issue with the shopping mall has been resolved?”

“Of course! I just said one thing—‘Don’t fight over land with my wife’—and the Bai family backed off immediately!”

“That mall now belongs to the Xiao family!”

Xiao Mingyue stared at Chen Lang in shock.

She had spent days fighting for this land, yet Chen Lang had managed to settle it in just one meeting?

“You… met with Bai Luobing?”

At this moment, Xiao Mingyue was extremely curious. What exactly had happened between Chen Lang and her biggest rival?

Chen Lang, acting smug, waved it off.

“It’s just a chick! Nothing more than a pinch! With your husband’s charm, of course, it was a piece of cake!”

Just then, Xiao Mingyue’s phone buzzed with a notification.

It was a message from the auctioneer confirming that the Bai family had officially withdrawn from the bidding. The land now belonged to Xiao Mingyue.

Ecstatic, Xiao Mingyue sprang up from her chair and threw herself into Chen Lang’s arms.

“Husband, you’re amazing!”

She grabbed his face, preparing to reward him with a kiss.

But just as she leaned in, something caught her attention.

She suddenly froze.

On the side of Chen Lang’s face, there was a faint red mark.

Her expression shifted.

“Husband… were you hit?”

No… something wasn’t right.

She looked closer.

“Wait!! That looks like… a lipstick mark?!”