What Do You Mean I’m Supposed to Be the Villain, But Everyone’s Chasing After Me? - Chapter 6:
Chapter 6: Hand It Over!
At that moment, a crisp voice rang out. Li Changju and Lin Xiaowan simultaneously turned their heads toward the source—two stunning fairies, one in white and one in red, were standing not far away, staring at them in shock.
“Senior Sister, Second Senior Sister, save me…” Lin Xiaowan rushed toward them as if seeing her saviors, crying loudly, “Senior Brother Li is trying to murder his cute junior sister!”
The fairy in frosty robes walked forward step by step, her face as cold as ice. Her chilling voice asked, “Li Changju, what are you doing?” This was undoubtedly Senior Sister Bai Shuyue. Ethereal and otherworldly, like a fairy from the Moon Palace, her beauty was breathtaking.
Li Changju quickly thought on his feet and said, “Senior Sister, I was teaching Junior Sister the art of weapon control. Please don’t misunderstand!”
“Oh? Is that so?” Xiao Hongyan raised her brows, her expression half a smile and half suspicion. Lin Xiaowan took the chance to hide behind Bai Shuyue and stuck her tongue out at Li Changju.
Bai Shuyue no longer pressed the matter. Instead, her eyes remained calm as she asked, “I heard you plan to accuse Ye Yan of theft?”
“What?” Xiao Hongyan was startled. “So it’s happening after all. I should’ve guessed!”
“Second Senior Sister, what happened?” Lin Xiaowan blinked her big eyes, confused.
Xiao Hongyan glanced at her with a complicated look. “Nothing.” She turned toward Li Changju, not knowing what to do. She blamed herself for forgetting to warn him last night, and this morning she had rushed into her breakthrough without reminding him not to act recklessly. This fool! Fine, if Senior Sister pressed down blame, she would shoulder it herself and say Li Changju acted under her orders.
Bai Shuyue’s eyes flickered as she locked onto Li Changju. “Li Changju, do you truly intend to report Ye Yan for stealing?”
“Yes,” Li Changju said firmly, bracing himself. “Ye Yan is despicable and shameless. His actions are vile. Senior Sister, please see clearly and don’t be deceived by him!”
Xiao Hongyan’s heart sank. Oh no, why was he so stubborn? She quickly stepped forward, bowing respectfully to Bai Shuyue. “Senior Sister, please don’t believe Li Changju’s nonsense. He—”
“Silence!” Bai Shuyue’s cold gaze made Xiao Hongyan shut her mouth immediately.
“Li Changju, do you have proof?” Bai Shuyue asked flatly.
Li Changju seized the opportunity and said, “Of course. I saw it with my own eyes—Ye Yan stole Senior Sister’s personal clothing and hid it beneath his pillow to desecrate it!”
At his words, Bai Shuyue’s frosty, beautiful face finally revealed her fury. “Outrageous! Absurd!” she snapped.
Li Changju shrank his neck and lowered his head instantly. The angrier Senior Sister was now, the harsher his fate would be later… hopefully they would go easy on him.
“Lead the way!”
Just as in the original plotline, Bai Shuyue strode forward and shattered the protective formation outside Ye Yan’s cave with a single kick. Reality proved harsher—her kick not only destroyed the formation but also tore down the cave’s main door.
Behind them, Mei Jiji and Li Changju exchanged a glance and nodded. Li Changju thought bitterly, So you’re the one who dragged me into this, huh? Just you wait. One day I’ll send you to the spirit beast pens to mate with the old orangutans!
…
“They’re here!” Ye Yan’s lips curled into his signature mocking smile as he heard the commotion. Opening his eyes, he saw five people storming into his cave. At the front were two breathtakingly beautiful figures, their presence dazzling.
“Senior Sisters, Senior Brothers, why have you suddenly come?” Ye Yan’s voice shifted into a deep, resonant bass, the sound making everyone’s scalp tingle.
Xiao Hongyan, who had once been entranced by this very voice in her dreams, now felt only revulsion. Yuck! Thankfully, in her dream Ye Yan’s Pure Yang Body had prevented him from approaching women. Otherwise, she would rather die than endure it now!
Li Changju remained silent, staring. Seriously, bro?
“I cultivated all night, only just awakened. What’s going on?” Ye Yan sat upright, feigning innocence and righteousness.
“You don’t know what you’ve done?” Bai Shuyue asked coldly, towering over him.
“I don’t,” Ye Yan shook his head, his face full of confusion. “What are you all talking about?”
Bai Shuyue glanced at Li Changju, who immediately understood. It was his cue as the “tool character.” Clearing his throat, he tried to roar like a villain, pointing at Ye Yan, “Ye—” His voice cracked mid-shout.
“Sorry everyone, wrong pitch…”
Bai Shuyue: …
Mei Jiji: …
Ye Yan: ……
Lin Xiaowan: …..
Xiao Hongyan: Why is he so adorable???
Li Changju coughed again, then shouted, “Stop pretending! I saw you sneaking into Senior Sister’s cave to steal her belongings. Do you dare deny it?”
Ye Yan calmly lifted his teacup, his demeanor unruffled. “False accusations are easy to make, Third Senior Brother. Do you have proof?”
“You still want to deny it?” Li Changju snapped. “I already caught you stealing Senior Sister’s clothes. It was you, Ye Yan!”
Ye Yan raised an eyebrow and pretended to be surprised. “Oh? What evidence? Show me.”
Li Changju’s throat ached from reciting lines, while Ye Yan leisurely sipped tea. Furious, he shouted in his heart: Hand it over! He snatched the teacup from Ye Yan’s hand and downed it in one gulp before everyone’s stunned eyes.
A rich warmth spread through his dantian, invigorating him instantly. This was the rare Bimai Spirit Tea, something only the protagonist could normally enjoy. No wonder Ye Yan seemed so spirited after drinking it. If this existed in the modern world, it could probably save countless women from period pain.
“Another cup!” Li Changju shamelessly swapped his teacup for a basin using an enlargement charm, holding it out earnestly toward Ye Yan.
Ye Yan: …
Bai Shuyue’s eyes narrowed.
Xiao Hongyan covered her mouth to keep from laughing. Mei Jiji stood dumbfounded. Only Lin Xiaowan happily pulled out her eating bowl, flashing her tiger teeth as she said with a silly grin, “I want a small bowl too!”
Ye Yan: ??? That bowl’s bigger than your hammer, and you call it small? Are you here to drink tea or drain me dry?!
The veins on Ye Yan’s forehead throbbed, but he still served them.
“Urgh… hic…” Li Changju and Lin Xiaowan burped in unison.
My tea! Ye Yan’s heart bled. That was top-grade Bimai Spirit Tea, budding only once in a thousand years. I never drink it lightly, and now an entire pound is gone in one sitting!
His tone turned sharp. “Now that you’ve drunk the tea, Senior Brother, tell me—what evidence do you have against me?”
Li Changju, still savoring the tea’s effects, recited mechanically, “I saw with my own eyes that you hid Senior Sister’s clothing under your pillow. Do you dare lift your pillow and let us see?”
It’s here, finally here! Ye Yan’s eyes lit up with excitement.
“Hahaha—cough, cough…” Overjoyed, he choked on his own saliva. Instinctively, he reached for his teacup—only to realize the table was bare, the teapot drained dry.
He looked around, only to see Lin Xiaowan hastily gulping down the last of her “small bowl” of tea.
Ye Yan: …
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