Please, Expel Me! I Need to Activate My Villain System! - Chapter 6:
Chapter 6: Just Let Him Slap Your Butt a Few Times!
Gasp—!
The entire mountain fell into dead silence! One could hear a pin drop!
Everyone—including Xia Qingyue, Su Meier, and Lin Xiaolu—sucked in cold air, their beautiful eyes wide in shock.
The foundational understanding of the cultivation world was utterly shattered!
They couldn’t comprehend it.
Where did a 6th stage Qi Refining Realm cultivator get the guts to point a sword at a Golden Core Realm expert?
And not just that—he had the audacity to spout insults and humiliate him to the extreme.
This wasn’t just seeking death!
It was seeking to have his soul destroyed, never to reincarnate!
Even Immortal Yuquan was shaken by the sudden turn of events, his whole body quivering.
In nearly a century of life, when had he ever suffered such disgrace?
His face turned as dark as pig liver, and his handlebar mustache twisted like angry blades.
“Re…rebel! This is rebellion against the heavens!”
“You unfilial scum! Traitor! You’re walking straight to your own death!”
The terrifying pressure of the Golden Core Realm came crashing down like a physical force, making the entire rear mountain tremble and hum!
Su Meier was the quickest to react.
She stepped forward, willow brows arched, and shouted sharply, “Qin Fan! You are utterly rebellious! You deserve death a thousand times over!”
Spiritual energy surged around her as she was about to strike this shameless fool.
But just as her palm was about to move—
Smack!
A loud, crisp, elastic snap echoed through the valley!
Everyone saw it clearly.
Qin Fan moved decisively, landing a firm slap on Su Meier’s round, perky, astonishingly bouncy butt!
Still as springy and smooth to the touch as ever!
To become the ultimate villain, he had no choice but to sacrifice Su Meier’s butt!
Old man Yuquan, let’s see how long you can endure this!
“Ahhh!!!” Su Meier let out a high-pitched scream of shame!
Not from pain—but from unbearable humiliation!
Her entire body froze again, the overwhelming shame crushing her sanity.
This was already the second time he’d spanked her!
“Qin Fan! I’m going to kill you!”
“Stop it! You two, don’t fight anymore!” Lin Xiaolu’s face turned pale as she stomped anxiously beside them, not daring to intervene.
Only Xia Qingyue remained calm, unfazed.
Not only did she not stop them, she even shifted slightly to the side, giving Qin Fan and Su Meier more room to brawl.
Go ahead, Junior Brother Fan. Fight, scream, let it all out.
Release every bit of your grievance.
Only then… will you start to heal.
Besides, since you’ve already touched Su Meier’s butt, touching it a few more times won’t matter.
Thinking about Su Meier’s pure yin spiritual body—an ideal physique for dual cultivation—Xia Qingyue’s eyes lit up, and she suddenly said, “Junior Brother Fan, if you truly like Junior Sister Meier, I can act as your matchmaker. As long as you dual cultivate with her, I guarantee you’ll break through to Foundation Establishment.”
At those words, Qin Fan’s hand trembled violently, nearly tearing off Su Meier’s pink undergarment.
“???”
Xia Qingyue, what kind of thought process is that?
Please, I’m begging you, act normal for once!
Su Meier shrieked in outrage, “Second Senior Sister, I’d rather die than dual cultivate with this lustful thief!”
In an instant, the situation spiraled out of control.
Qin Fan transformed into a perverted demon.
Smack! Smack! Smack!
The crisp, rhythmic slaps echoed like drums through the valley.
Each slap landed precisely, filled with humiliating intent.
Qin Fan wasn’t holding back.
Every slap rang out loud and clear, and his lecherous expression was picture-perfect.
It was enough to provoke gods and men alike.
Su Meier, both ashamed and furious, screamed non-stop. Her clothes became disheveled during the struggle.
Her fragrant shoulder slipped into view, her hair fell loose, her expression a perfect mess of shame and allure.
Even Qin Fan couldn’t help but marvel—this senior sister had some figure!
Slap! Harder!
The more noise, the better!
Old man Yuquan! Watch closely!
I’m publicly harassing your favorite disciple!
Off to the side, Immortal Yuquan’s face twitched violently. His eyeballs nearly popped out!
He raised his hand several times, condensing spiritual energy powerful enough to obliterate Qin Fan a hundred times over…
But in the end, he forcibly, miserably held himself back.
He had no choice.
He secretly formed a hand seal and sent a wisp of divine sense probing into Qin Fan’s dantian—
Boom!
It vanished instantly like a rock sinking into the sea, and the backlash made his face turn pale!
As expected!
This boy cannot be killed!
Absolutely must not be killed!
The mysterious expert behind him might already be back!
If he killed Qin Fan…
The entire Falling Cloud Sect might perish overnight!
He even secretly sent a voice transmission to the enraged Su Meier, “Meier! Calm down! Don’t be impulsive! You must absolutely not use Foundation Establishment strength to harm Qin Fan!”
“Your butt… just… just let him spank it a few times, okay? Endure it! Do it for the sake of the sect! I will compensate you later!”
Hearing that, Su Meier broke down completely.
Already humiliated and off her rhythm, she became even more flustered.
Soon, Qin Fan had her looking utterly disheveled—messy hair, torn clothes—on the verge of tears.
The whole rear mountain echoed with sounds of disgrace.
Su Meier’s shrieks, Lin Xiaolu’s anxious pleading, Xia Qingyue’s cold indifference.
Smack after smack, Qin Fan suddenly lost interest.
What the hell?
Old man Yuquan!
You’re just standing there like a coward—what’s your problem?
Say something!
Expel me from the sect already!
I’ve gone this far—what more are you waiting for?
Waiting for me to strip her completely?
“Old man Yuquan, you coward, take this sword!”
Realizing that slapping Su Meier wasn’t working, Qin Fan decisively changed targets and swung his rusty sword toward Immortal Yuquan’s crotch!
“You decrepit bastard! Take this Eunuch-Making Sword if you dare!”
Immortal Yuquan’s face changed dramatically.
He clamped his legs together, catching the blade between his knees.
His whole body trembled with rage.
“You rebellious traitor! You dare… dare assault your own Master?!”
“You damn old fossil! I’ve done all this, and you still won’t expel me? You’re not worthy of being a master!”
“Unfilial beast! Animal!”
“I may not be able to beat you, but I’ll piss you off to death!” Qin Fan shouted, “Take this—Shadowless Kick of Foshan!”
He leapt into the air and launched a powerful kick—
Knocking Immortal Yuquan flat on his back!
Qin Fan was dumbstruck!
When did this old man get so weak?
But Immortal Yuquan’s face twisted in grievance—not because he was weak!
But because he was afraid he wouldn’t be able to control his strength and might accidentally kill Qin Fan.
Sacrificing one person and taking the entire sect down with him?
He knew better than that.
Everyone around was stunned, their eyes filled with disbelief!
A 6th stage Qi Refining Realm disciple kicked down a Peak Golden Core Realm cultivator?
Was this even real?
Xia Qingyue snapped back to her senses and flew forward, pulling Qin Fan away.
“Junior Brother Fan, you mustn’t! Even if Master has made many mistakes, he is still our Master. I beg you to spare him this once.”
“He’s not worthy!” Qin Fan said coldly.
“Junior Brother Fan, if you stop now, whatever you want—I’ll fulfill it.”
Qin Fan slowly calmed down. His heart stirred.
It seemed… Xia Qingyue truly regretted it.
She really was a good senior sister!
In the past, she had always been so cold and distant.
Probably because she was focused solely on the path of cultivation.
Who would’ve thought she had such a kind heart?
Sigh!
Wait!
No!
I can’t be moved by Xia Qingyue!
Damn it!
I’m the great villain!