Please, Expel Me! I Need to Activate My Villain System! - Chapter 7:

Chapter 7: System Forces a Bug, Rewards 100 Years of Lifespan!

Qin Fan was about to collapse!

No, today… he absolutely had to be expelled from the sect!

“Old Yuquan! I harassed my Senior Sister, disrespected my Master, and betrayed the sect’s ancestors. And you still won’t order me to be expelled from the sect?”

Qin Fan looked arrogant as he pointed at Immortal Yuquan’s nose and cursed.

Immortal Yuquan stood still, eyes wide with fury, nearly choking on his own rage. “Wretched disciple! How dare you be so insolent!”

“Today, even if I miss out on that rare ancient opportunity, I must properly discipline you and make you understand the rules of Jade Spring Peak!”

“Discipline me?” Qin Fan sneered in disdain, his face full of mockery. “With those old bones of yours? You dream of ancient opportunities? Learn from others and go explore some ruins. Just don’t end up dying alone in the wilderness, with no one to even collect your corpse. That would be truly tragic!”

“You dare curse me… you little disgrace!” Immortal Yuquan trembled all over, teeth grinding audibly. He wanted to act but was holding back, and it was extremely frustrating.

“Enough! Master, Junior Brother Fan! You’re not children who don’t know better. What’s the point of this bickering?” Xia Qingyue looked at the scene before her, her heart heavy with grief. Jade Spring Peak had once been warm, harmonious, and full of camaraderie. Now, it had devolved into this chaos.

And all of this had started… because of her purple undergarment.

She felt guilty, full of self-blame.

“Master, please stop withholding Junior Brother Fan’s cultivation resources. He’s in a critical stage of cultivation. Without resources, how can he improve? He must not lack a single bit of what he’s owed, and you must compensate him as well. Just look at him now—you’ve pushed him to the brink of madness.”

Hearing this, Immortal Yuquan’s eyelid twitched hard, and he screamed internally. This was bad. If Qin Fan truly lost his mind… with the methods of that mysterious senior backing him, the Falling Cloud Sect being annihilated was a certainty.

Cold sweat poured down his back.

He carefully observed Qin Fan. Today, his behavior was clearly strange, his words wildly erratic. It did seem somewhat like the onset of madness.

No! I absolutely cannot let this brat lose it. Otherwise, the Falling Cloud Sect is doomed.

Immortal Yuquan’s heart was filled with fear, and sweat beaded on his forehead.

Seeing his expression soften again, Qin Fan was stunned. He calmed down and thought carefully, murmuring internally, That old man… is actually scared of me? But I’m just a useless 6th stage Qi Refining Realm trash. What could he possibly be afraid of? No, something’s fishy. What exactly is he concerned about?

Suppressing his confusion, Qin Fan composed himself and said, “Old Yuquan, relax, I don’t eat people. Just expel me from the sect, and from now on, we’ll go our separate ways. Isn’t that a happy ending for everyone?”

“No! I won’t allow it!” Xia Qingyue stepped forward with teary eyes, stopping him. “Junior Brother Fan, calm down!”

“Move!” Qin Fan roared and shoved Xia Qingyue aside. “Anyone who dares stop me from settling things with this old man, I’ll fight to the death!”

He strode toward Immortal Yuquan, eyes blazing with fury. “Old man, I’ll ask you one last time—will you expel me from the sect or not?”

“Wretched disciple!” Immortal Yuquan’s face turned livid. “You—”

“Fine! Very well!” Qin Fan laughed viciously and pulled out a stack of Exploding Talismans from his robe. “Since you won’t expel me, I’ll just blow up your pill refining room!”

Immortal Yuquan panicked on the spot. This brat would really do it! That pill room was his treasure!

Seeing Qin Fan march toward it, Immortal Yuquan shouted, “You dare!”

With a sweep of his sleeve, a Binding Immortal Rope flew out and restrained Qin Fan tightly where he stood.

“You old bastard!” Qin Fan struggled wildly. “If you have guts, let me go! Otherwise, I swear I’ll make you regret it!”

Immortal Yuquan’s expression kept shifting. In the end, he snorted coldly. “Watch this traitor for me! Without my order, no one is allowed to release him!”

“Master!” Xia Qingyue tried to speak, but Immortal Yuquan shut her up with a single glare. “Qingyue, don’t try to persuade me!”

Seeing Qin Fan bound and unable to move, Immortal Yuquan sighed deeply and turned to leave.

The scene fell into a strange silence.

Xia Qingyue, Su Meier, and Lin Xiaolu exchanged glances, their eyes filled with complex emotions.

[Ding! Host’s effort detected. System moved to tears. Although not yet activated, system forces a bug—rewards: lifespan +100 years, one Golden Body Form, capable of withstanding a full-power strike from a Golden Core Realm cultivator.]

[Host is encouraged to continue working hard and activate the system soon.]

Hearing this message, Qin Fan was instantly overwhelmed with emotion, tears welling in his eyes. “Haha! System bro, you’re truly loyal! A hundred years of life, and a life-saving golden body! That’s what I call generosity!”

His mindset shifted in an instant. Previously desperate to be expelled, he now calmed down. With a hundred years of lifespan as a buffer, there was no rush to be expelled. He could take his time, plan things out carefully.

Just as the three girls were wondering what to do with Qin Fan, a fragrant wind blew past.

A beautiful woman in a simple blue dress approached quickly, flying in on her sword with an anxious expression.

“Qingyue! Hurry and gather the disciples of Jade Spring Peak!” she said, her voice trembling. “Your Master is in trouble!”

The three girls immediately bowed. “Greetings, Aunt!”

“What?” Xia Qingyue looked puzzled. Master had just left. What could’ve gone wrong?

“Your Master went with Immortal Cang Yan and Fairy Maiden Jinxia to the Demon Cloud Abyss to search for treasure,” the woman’s eyes reddened, “but we just got word—the life tokens of those two have shattered! Your Master hasn’t fallen yet, but he hasn’t responded to messages either. He’s definitely in danger!”

Xia Qingyue’s beautiful eyes flickered with realization. Clever as she was, she quickly understood what was happening. So Master’s so-called ancient opportunity… was actually a trip to Demon Cloud Abyss.

She glanced at Qin Fan and thought, So Master didn’t go after all. Isn’t that thanks to Junior Brother Qin Fan?

“Aunt, don’t worry,” Xia Qingyue said softly. “Master just left not long ago—”

“Silly girl! What nonsense are you talking about?” the woman interrupted, tears falling freely. “It’s all my fault! If your Senior Brother hadn’t needed heavenly materials to stabilize his cultivation after breaking through, I wouldn’t have let him take such a risk!”

“The Demon Cloud Abyss is incredibly dangerous. Even a Nascent Soul Realm cultivator may not survive unscathed!”

She could no longer speak through her sobs.

If something happened to Immortal Yuquan… she couldn’t imagine what would happen to herself and the disciples if Jade Spring Peak lost its leader.

Meanwhile, Qin Fan heard everything loud and clear.

Wait a second… did I just save that old bastard’s life by accident?

A sharp gleam flashed in his eyes—an idea forming.

Since I can’t deal with that old tortoise Immortal Yuquan… why not start with Aunt Xiao Hongling, the Scarlet Flame Fairy?

“Aunt!” Qin Fan suddenly changed his tone, putting on an annoying, playful expression. “I have something to tell you!”

Xiao Hongling frowned and turned, finally noticing Qin Fan tied in place. “You useless thing, made trouble again? Speak up! If you’re gonna fart, do it fast!”

“I’m just saying, if Old Yuquan died, wouldn’t that be a good thing?” Qin Fan smirked. “If he really dies in Demon Cloud Abyss, wouldn’t that mean you’re free? I heard Immortal Xuan Yang of Sky Sword Peak is your childhood sweetheart…”

“Shut up! You little beast! What did you just say?” Xiao Hongling exploded with rage, red flames bursting around her. “You’re begging for death!”

Xia Qingyue, Su Meier, and Lin Xiaolu turned pale in shock.

Everyone in the Falling Cloud Sect knew Aunt Xiao Hongling had a fiery temper. She once burned half the Discipline Hall over a single sentence. And now Qin Fan dared gossip about her?

Seeing it worked, Qin Fan pushed further, “Oh, and today I also stole Second Senior Sister’s undergarment and harassed Fifth Senior Sister… yet Old Yuquan didn’t dare punish me. He insisted on keeping me in the sect and even said he’d compensate me!”

“What!?” Xiao Hongling roared, a blazing whip forming in her hand. “You trash! Today I’ll clean house for Yuquan!”

Seeing the familiar whip, Qin Fan’s gaze darkened. He’d been lashed countless times by that thing. But if he was about to be expelled… he might as well take one last beating.

“Aunt, come on, lash me one last time with that whip of yours!”

Still, as he watched Xiao Hongling genuinely prepare to strike, his mouth twitched. Immortal Yuquan was always able to endure, but this fiery woman was violently direct. They really were a match made in heaven.

“Aunt, please reconsider!” Xia Qingyue stepped forward to stop her.

“Qingyue, stand aside!” Xiao Hongling whipped the ground, blasting out a burning trench 9 meters long. “Today I’m going to beat this little beast to death!”

Just as the flaming whip was about to strike Qin Fan, a golden light suddenly descended from the sky.

“Stop, my wife!” Immortal Yuquan appeared pale and weak. “You mustn’t hit him!”

The entire place fell silent.

Qin Fan stared at the suddenly returned Immortal Yuquan, eyes narrowing. This old bastard really was terrified of him… Just what is he so afraid of?