Villain Marrying The Heroine Is Perfectly Plausible, Right? - Chapter 79:

Chapter 79: Do You Have a Photo? I Still Have It!:

Cheng Jinjin and Chen Lang were both stunned by Bai Luobing’s words.

Bai Luobing smirked. “Just kidding. I’m hungry. Chen Lang, come have supper with me.”

Then she glanced at Cheng Jinjin and said, “As for you, go for a run!”

Bai Luobing looked her up and down before mocking, “With your figure, you really should run more.”

Bai Luobing and Xiao Mingyue were sworn enemies, and since Cheng Jinjin was Xiao Mingyue’s best friend, that naturally put them on opposite sides.

They had been rivals for a long time.

Cheng Jinjin straightened her back, and the curves beneath her sweater were instantly accentuated.

“You can be jealous all you want! No matter how much I eat, I’ll still look like this!”

Chen Lang stood between them, feeling utterly speechless.

Bai Luobing grabbed his arm and started pulling him away. “Come on, let’s go eat.”

But Cheng Jinjin quickly held onto his other arm. “Don’t go with her! This woman is bad news!”

Chen Lang glanced at Cheng Jinjin and gave her a subtle nod, as if saying, You’re right.

Bai Luobing’s eyes widened.

“Chen Lang! Did you forget? I still have that photo of you!”

“If you don’t come with me for supper, I’ll send your photo to someone right away!”

Cheng Jinjin was startled when she heard the word “photo” and quickly reacted. Wait, how does she know I have pictures of Chen Lang?

After hearing the full conversation, she couldn’t help but laugh.

“Bai Luobing, what kind of photo do you even have?”

Bai Luobing turned to Chen Lang and smiled meaningfully.

“What kind of photo? Chen Lang knows very well!”

Cheng Jinjin immediately countered.

“You have a photo? Well, so do I!”

Bai Luobing raised an eyebrow, surprised. Then she sneered.

“Oh? Do you even know what kind of photo I’m talking about?”

Cheng Jinjin, not backing down, smirked and shot back, “And do you know what kind of photo I’m talking about?”

The two fell silent for a moment.

Bai Luobing scoffed, “My photo is proof against Chen Lang!”

Cheng Jinjin burst into laughter. “Are you sure you even have something on him? Just what do you think you have on Chen Lang?”

Bai Luobing crossed her arms. “My photo will make your jaw drop!”

Cheng Jinjin leaned in. “My photo will shake you so much you won’t be able to open your eyes!”

Chen Lang: “…”

Chen Lang was completely speechless.

Enough already! If this goes on, my embarrassing past is going to be completely exposed!

“Stop, stop, stop! Both of you, shut up!” he shouted.

“Turn around and go home!”

Just as he was about to walk away, Bai Luobing grabbed his arm again.

“If you don’t come with me today, I’ll post your photo online!”

Cheng Jinjin, not to be outdone, clung to his other arm.

“If you go with her, I’ll upload your photo to… uh, an indecent website!”

Chen Lang felt his head throbbing.

What the hell is going on?

One of them wanted to expose his face, the other wanted to expose… something else?!

This is madness!

Chen Lang was about to explode when—

Cheng Jinjin suddenly moved.

With lightning-fast reflexes, she struck Bai Luobing’s wrist, forcing her to release Chen Lang’s arm.

Then, without hesitation, she squatted, wrapped her arms around Chen Lang’s legs, and—

With a swift motion, hoisted him over her shoulder like a sack of rice!

Then—

She turned and ran!

Using her mastery of martial arts and Light Movement Technique, she sprinted out of the bushes within seconds.

By the time Bai Luobing snapped out of her daze,

Cheng Jinjin had already disappeared under the streetlights with Chen Lang on her back.

“Damn it! Cheng Jinjin, you have no respect for martial arts!” Bai Luobing cursed in frustration.

But then, looking in the direction they had vanished, she suddenly chuckled and shook her head.

“Forget it. Let them go.”

Tonight had been a very successful night.

Xiang Lan was now fully tied to Ye Chen.

From now on, every move Ye Chen made would be under her control.

That so-called protagonist? No longer a threat.

Bai Luobing never believed in fate—she only believed in her own ability to change the world.

As for Chen Lang…

Having supper was just an excuse.

Her real goal was to send a subtle message to Cheng Jinjin about her relationship with Chen Lang.

Since Cheng Jinjin and Xiao Mingyue were best friends, as long as Xiao Mingyue found out about what happened tonight,

The plan would be complete.

She wanted to set fire to Xiao Mingyue’s emotions!

…

“F**k, slow down!”

“Put me down! I can walk by myself!”

Chen Lang’s stomach was pressing against Cheng Jinjin’s shoulder. If not for his Chiyou Battle Body protecting him,

He would have thrown up a long time ago.

Cheng Jinjin moved fast, choosing the roughest paths and even leaping across obstacles from time to time.

Before long, she carried Chen Lang all the way to her car.

It was a small, cute vehicle, similar to a Beetle.

She opened the passenger door and shoved Chen Lang inside.

Then, getting in on the driver’s side, she started the car and sped away from the park.

…

After a while, the car pulled up in front of Chen Lang’s villa.

Inside the dimly lit car, the two sat in silence.

But then, Cheng Jinjin’s curiosity got the better of her.

“So… what was that photo Bai Luobing was talking about?”

Chen Lang immediately snapped, “How dare you ask?! What about your own photo?! You should be more worried about keeping your mouth shut!”

“If I hadn’t stopped you earlier, you would’ve blurted out everything!”

Cheng Jinjin pouted.

“Also!” Chen Lang continued. “Back in Mingyue’s office that day, I covered for you and took all the blame. You didn’t get into any trouble because of it! Shouldn’t you be grateful?”

Hearing that, Cheng Jinjin’s face flushed slightly in the dim light.

“Then… thank you,” she murmured.

Just as Chen Lang was about to get out of the car, Cheng Jinjin called out,

“Stay away from Bai Luobing. She’s not a good person.”

Inside the car, her large eyes followed Chen Lang’s back as he walked into the villa.

She remained deep in thought.

She had just used Qinggong while carrying Chen Lang, so she knew for a fact—

The way his stomach pressed against her shoulder…

Must have been really uncomfortable.

A normal person would at least rub their stomach and take a moment to recover, even if they didn’t end up vomiting. But Chen Lang? He didn’t react at all.

It seemed that his composure in the bedroom that day wasn’t a coincidence—this guy was definitely not ordinary.

Back home, Chen Lang lay on his bed, pulled out his phone, and started venting.

[What a disaster! The protagonist actually ruined himself today!]

[I give up. Today’s park plot completely shattered my worldview!]

[Ye Chen’s protagonist persona is ruined—there’s nothing left to break.]

[Aren’t you supposed to be the righteous one?]

[You wouldn’t squeeze onto Xiang Lan’s ‘bus,’ but now you’re suddenly hopping on?]

[My God, I hope the protagonist doesn’t catch something… This is terrifying!]

[Just thinking about that park scene makes my eyes hurt. I need to rinse them out!]

[Tsk, even a pig munching on cabbage is more refined than that mess.]

[Protagonist, don’t overdo it. You still have a plot to follow tomorrow!]

[Tomorrow is the bonfire party event.]

[It’s a fundraising ceremony prepared by the leadership of Nanjiang University to celebrate its centennial anniversary.]

[To put it bluntly, it’s just a gathering of alumni who made a decent fortune after graduation, urging them to donate some money to support the school’s development.]

[It looks like Xiao Mingyue, Bai Luobing, and the other NTU alumni will be attending.]

[The current plot is actually pretty simple—Ye Chen is playing the ‘messenger of love’ and will help Xiao Mingyue reject me, treating me like a pathetic simp.]

[Tomorrow is my moment to shine! After donating, I get to go on stage and give a speech. I’ll throw out some cringe-worthy confessions to Xiao Mingyue, and then Ye Chen will step in to sabotage everything—cutting off my mic and making me look like a complete fool.]

[That’s the general outline. Ye Chen, don’t get too carried away and forget to play your part properly!]

After finishing his diary entry, Chen Lang uploaded it.

[Ding! Diary uploaded successfully! Congratulations, host, you have received—]

[Stunt: Ventilator Master!]

[Note: This ability allows the user to perfectly imitate any sound, including nature, animals, and human voices.]

Seriously? Another useless skill?

I’m just a quiet and handsome man! What do I need with voice mimicry? Am I supposed to become a voice actor now?

Still, it was a new skill given by the system. Driven by curiosity, Chen Lang decided to test it out.

Which celebrity should he imitate?

Without thinking, his mind automatically recalled the image of a famous instructor passionately teaching students.

Chen Lang focused on the memory, cleared his throat, and—

“Cough, Yami Butterfly~”

As soon as the words left his mouth, Chen Lang clamped his hands over his lips, his eyes widening in shock.

The voice was so flawless that it gave him chills—

As if the famous instructor had materialized right there in the room!

System… where the hell do you keep digging up these weird skills?

Ahem. This ability was definitely not something to use carelessly. It felt way too weird.

…

Outside the door,

Chen Shihan had just come downstairs to grab some yogurt from the fridge.

But as she passed by Chen Lang’s room—she suddenly stopped.

That voice just now…

It was crystal clear. Loud. Distinct.

Chen Shihan’s gaze shifted toward the closed door of Chen Lang’s bedroom.

Wait…

Is there a woman in Chen Lang’s room?!

And not just that—

Why does she sound foreign?!